An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed.
"Lissin'a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38- caliber revolver, so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really
donna lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your ROLEX watch
instead?"
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his
voice; "Shuddup ana lissin. Somma day, you gonna runna
da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa
money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues;"Somma day, you gonna comma home and maybe find
you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna
do ... pointa to your watch and say 'Time's Up?'"