GOOD OLE BOYS & BLONDES COME FACE TO FACE WITH KARMA!

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. 

Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?" 
 
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. 
Tits out to here! 
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 
 
I said, 'Sure, you can have a ride in my boat.' 
 
So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'  She couldn't swim,Dave.  She couldn't swim!" 
 
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. 
 
Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?" 
 
"Well Dave.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... tits out to here, Dave.  Tits out to here! 
 
She said, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 
 
I told her, 'Sure, you can have a ride in my boat.' 
 
So I took her way out, Dave.  Way out much further than the last one.  I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'  She couldn't swim, Dave!  She couldn't swim!" 
 
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer. 
 
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?" 
 
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me...  tits WAY out to here, Dave.  Tits WAY out to here.  Dave, I had more wood than my boat does! 
 
She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 
 
So I said, 'Sure, you can have a ride in my boat.' 
 
So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out...  much further than the last two.  I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said, 'It's either screw or swim!' 
 
She pulled down her pants and.....  she had a dick, Dave!  She had this great BIG dick!  A dick a lot bigger than mine, and...  
 
I can't swim, Dave!  I can't swim!"

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