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HOLY PROSTITUTES!
Holy Prostitutes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize
that these signs are for real
and drives past a third sign
saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive..
On the far side of the parking
lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings
the bell. The door is answered
by a nun in a long black habit
who asks, 'What may we do for
you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs
along the highway and was
interested in possibly doing business.....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man,
'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in
a long habit, holding a tin
cup answers the door....
This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds
himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER