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WHO'S ON TOP?

Wednesday, 28 October 2009 4:55 P GMT-05
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. I found out later the conversation went like this: She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??Maria: "Well,
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WHO'S ON TOP?

Tuesday, 27 October 2009 12:53 P GMT-05
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. I found out later the conversation went like this: She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??Maria: "Well,
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SEX AND MARRIAGE AFTER TOO MANY YEARS!

Thursday, 22 October 2009 9:59 P GMT-05
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them homeWalking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked
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SEX AND MARRIAGE AFTER TOO MANY YEARS!

Wednesday, 21 October 2009 1:22 A GMT-05
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them homeWalking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked

TIME FOR A SILLY PENIS AND VAGINA JOKE!

Thursday, 15 October 2009 11:39 A GMT-05
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark wor

TIME FOR A SILLY PENIS AND VAGINA JOKE!

Wednesday, 14 October 2009 1:03 A GMT-05
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark wor

THE WISDOM OF SELF CONTROL!

Monday, 7 September 2009 9:02 A GMT-05
A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious  to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for  candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie ais
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THE WISDOM OF SELF CONTROL!

Sunday, 6 September 2009 8:41 P GMT-05
A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious  to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for  candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie ais
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THE OTHER STALL!

Wednesday, 2 September 2009 5:49 A GMT-05
The Other Stall .......Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom..I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"I&
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THE OTHER STALL!

Tuesday, 1 September 2009 5:40 A GMT-05
The Other Stall .......Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom..I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"I&
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SIMPLIFYING MEDICAL EXAMS & GAYS IN THE FAMILY!

Sunday, 9 August 2009 7:13 P GMT-05
It's tough getting old.....  A senior citizen goes for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.  When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.&quo
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FLIRTATION, MOTIVES AND SURPRISES!

Sunday, 26 July 2009 7:28 P GMT-05
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his

AGE, BEHAVIOR AND GOING TO WALMART!

Friday, 3 July 2009 9:08 P GMT-05
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit,

HOLY PROSTITUTES!

Friday, 3 July 2009 9:14 A GMT-05
Holy  Prostitutes A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILESHe thinks this is a figment of his imagination and

Union Rules, Lonely Cowboys, Artists, And Marriage!

Sunday, 14 June 2009 5:42 A GMT-05
There were once two cowboys, one from California and the other from Wyoming, riding the range when suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Well, the temptation was too much for the Wyoming cowboy and he quickly leapt from

Union Rules, Lonely Cowboys, Artists, And Marriage!

Saturday, 13 June 2009 4:06 P GMT-05
There were once two cowboys, one from California and the other from Wyoming, riding the range when suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Well, the temptation was too much for the Wyoming cowboy and he quickly leapt from

GOOD OLE BOYS & BLONDES COME FACE TO FACE WITH KARMA!

Wednesday, 10 June 2009 9:41 A GMT-05
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"  "Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my bo
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PASSIONATE LOVE AND A PASSION FOR GOLF

Saturday, 6 June 2009 8:54 P GMT-05
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were Waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.  The Italian from New York fumed, "What's with th

PASSIONATE LOVE AND A PASSION FOR GOLF

Friday, 5 June 2009 8:58 P GMT-05
A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New York were Waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.  The Italian from New York fumed, "What's with th

THE DEVIL AND O.J.! BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR!

Thursday, 28 May 2009 6:22 A GMT-05
OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely ha
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THE DEVIL AND O.J.! BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR!

Wednesday, 27 May 2009 4:45 P GMT-05
OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely ha

ARE YOU SMELLING YOURSELF?

Wednesday, 27 May 2009 9:27 A GMT-05
Robin Foss wrote: Sweet Little PoemA fart is a pleasant thing,It gives the belly ease,It warms the bed in winter,And suffocates the fleas.A fart can be quiet,A fart can be loud,Some leave a powerful,Poisonous cloudA fart can be short,Or a fart can be
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WHO'S IN CHARGE OF ALL SYSTEMS?

Tuesday, 12 May 2009 9:11 P GMT-05
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I s

WHO'S IN CHARGE OF ALL SYSTEMS?

Monday, 11 May 2009 12:16 A GMT-05
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I s
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HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY! OR IS IT?

Saturday, 9 May 2009 6:26 A GMT-05
People will, often, sell their soul to the devil to get what they want.  And with jobs being at a premium right now, many people will do anything to meet their bills - sell drugs, start a business, work at Walmart... My 1 day employmentSo a

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